Smart Jokes

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Q: What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?

A: A dead wringer.

Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6s plus? A: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans?
A: A LG Flex.
Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating?
A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!
Q: What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
A: An AyePhone.
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh

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